The Cooter Burger is the only inflation-free hamburger in America. Our price is based on the prime rate. If the Fed lower the prime rate, our prices go down! If the Federal Reserve raises the rate, prices go up.
Freebird Fries are cooked in real oil - not that sissy clear vegetable oil everyone else uses. Bocephus made the fry machine out of an engine block that came out of an old Ford F-150 pickup truck. It’s paid off: Freebird Fries currently get 59 MPH: Mouthfuls Per Gallon.
Yeast Inflection Beer - Today’s consumer not only wants a beer that tastes good, but one that sounds good! Made daily!
