Cooter Burger

Now, some of you may not be familiar with Cooter Burger so we’d like to explain.

Cooter Burger is the brainchild of its founder, Bocephus “Freebird” Cooter, who is proud to tell the world he got his middle name cause he was conceived during the 9 minute 9 second album version of the same named song by Lynrd Skynrd.

Now, Bocephus has always been a good cook cause he had to be creative, growing up in Possum Grape.

Every week, daddy would go looking for work and come back empty handed. He was red-faced in Blue Ball.

So, Bocephus was forced to figure out ways to help feed his brothers and sisters while explaining why the family pets were slowly disappearing.

Eventually, people started saying, “Gee Bocephus...these burgers are mighty good even though once-in-a-while I bite into a metal name tag."

"You should pack a bag, hold your sack tight and leave Possum Grape so you can find your fortune in a big city, like Blue Ball."

So, eventually Bocephus did leave Possum Grape and the town pets were grateful.

He landed in Blue Ball and after years of planning - and staking out the neighbor’s pets, Cooter Burger is open!

Come in this week and say "hi" to the whole gang: Boecphus “Freebird” Cooter, his slutty sister Selma Cooter and his other slutty sister, Sandy Cooter.

And remember what they say: If your meat ain’t warm, it didn’t come from a Cooter!